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"Mike Huckabee was born in Kenya and is a British subject. The proof is that he hasn't shown us his birth certificate!"
-- xrepublican (9/20/09)
"Artificial life's been alive and well on cable for some time now."
-- patd (8/22/09)
"A spokesperson for (SC) governor Sanford says the governor will be spending time this holiday with his family in Florida. Didn't know he had a family there too."
-- buford (7/3/09)
"Swine flu the medical problem? Not the swine 'flew' caused by greedy financierrs who took all our money and ran?"
-- patd (4/27/09)
"The more I look at AIG's Swap default operation the more I see a giant ponzi scheme."
-- whskyjack (See his excellent analysis at 3/18/09)
"I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe."
-- COSMOdeCRITIC (3/16/09)
"Republicans are only for States Rights when hanging chads are not involved. Hanging chads make it a Federal Case."
-- xrepublican (3/14/09)
"We now have to wear clothes when we post? This place is suffocating me!"
-- Corey (3/10/09)
"My treatment for the Daylight Savings Time blues: two breakfasts."
-- Ivy Green (3/8/09)
"If we were on the Titanic, I'd expect to see him in a Wig and Women's clothing insisting on his right to get in the boat!"
-- Chef Sheila on Rush Limbaugh (3/7/09)
"Although you may feel wronged or slighted, it is best to take leave of your resentments. They are harmful to those who possess them and cannot be rectified by those to whom they are directed. Bitterness is a thief."
-- MadMustard (3/4/09)
"Torture is alive and well . . . it's called watching the news."
-- patd (3/3/09)
"That clanking sound you hear are Steele balls in Limbaugh's pocket."
-- Colorado Bob (3/3/09)
"I save my fake monikers for porn sites."
-- Corey (3/2/09)
"The moron filter for the web hasn't been installed yet."
-- Colorado Bob (2/27/09)
"Every time I get over the poverty line, they move it!!"
-- Jamie (2/24/09)
"Maybe the fat cats can give up bailout money for Lent."
-- blueINdallas (2/23/09)
"Burris isn't the only person in the senate who lied to get in."
-- Katherine Graham Cracker (2/18/09)
"Who left all these fish heads, and butternut coffee grounds lying around?"
-- Colorado Bob (2/22/09)
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