Politics (Un)Seriously

In an age of greed and cynicism toward our elected officials, very little could shock the average voter when it comes to political hypocrisy. Nevertheless, the residents of New Hampshire's 2nd District will be outraged when they learn about their squeaky-clean congressman's extra-marital affair, scheduled to happen in a few hours. In a pre-emptive press conference, the congressman seeks to soften the blow to his constituents, his wife and his kids, who he will disappoint later this afternoon in a wild tryst with two deaf runaway teenagers.



Congressman Offers Preemptive Apology For Extramarital Affair