You know those people who are always inhumanly chipper at 5:30 in the morning, irritating the heck out of everyone around them? Now, there is a cure for that incessant peppiness. Best thing the government has ever done.
Finally, FDA Comes Up With Depressant For Annoyingly Happy People
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You better send a lifetime supply to my house. There are two people here who chirp to wake the birds, and I'm one of them. The irrational anger we face from those slugabeds who want to sleep in until 6:00 AM must be stopped.
Posted by: Jamie
| February 22, 2009 11:29 AM
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