Since 1983, long-bearded Texas rockers ZZ Top have been singing that "every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man."

The Federal Election Commission (FEC) is singing a different tune: If you want to be a sharp-dressed candidate, you better pay for the threads yourself.

The FEC, in a ruling Thursday, determined that four congressional candidates "appear to have violated" a federal election rule barring the use of campaign funds to purchase clothing. But because all of the candidates had reimbursed their campaign treasuries for the expenditures, the cases were closed without further action taken.

The ruling came in response to a complaint filed last December by Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW), a political watchdog group.

Judy Chu, the California Democrat who won a House seat in a Los Angeles-area special election Tuesday, has had a long and varied career in local and state politics.

But she also has an undergraduate degree in mathematics, earned a Ph.D. in clinical psychology and taught psychology at the community college level for 20 years.

Hmmm..... a psychologist who also knows how to add AND subtract.

So late-night comic David Letterman apologized on air Monday for a crude sexual allusion he aimed at one of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's daughters.

Sure, it took him a week, during which he initially denied that his joke was at all inappropriate. But at least the world might get a reprieve now after Letterman bone-headedly handed conservatives a gift-wrapped opportunity to rail about how Palin, the 2008 Republican vice presidential nominee, was a victim of liberal media bias.

In the aftermath of this dust-up, how about this as a simple rule for comedians: Politicians are fair game. Their kids aren't.

Can a party possibly win too many House seats? That may be tested soon in New York, where the Democrats already hold 26 of the 29 seats -- and soon will be making a bid for one more.

Surely they will make a run at the far northern 23rd District represented by nine-term Republican John M. McHugh, who was nominated by President Obama to be secretary of the Army and will vacate his seat if (as expected) he is confirmed.

McHugh, a mild-mannered and conciliatory conservative, was able to win his House elections by landslide margins. But his district -- like most former Republican strongholds in the Northeast -- has trended Democratic at the top of the ticket, giving Obama 52 percent and a 5-point margin over Republican John McCain. The only state bordering the 23rd District is Vermont, a historical GOP stronghold that has evolved into one of the nation's most liberal- and Democratic-leaning states.

Yet if the Democrats manage to win the special election to replace McHugh and hold the seat in 2010, it could actually complicate the party's ensuing efforts to gain advantage in the congressional redistricting that will precede the 2012 elections.