This is the day that Eric Massa gives up his right to the "members only" elevator and goes back to being a regular old citizen. On his way out of Congress, the New York Democrat explained how he found himself on the no-win side of an ethics complaint.
WHAM-TV has posted a link to Massa's regular weekly radio show on WKPQ-FM. In Sunday's installment, Massa describes attending a staffer's wedding -- accompanied by his wife -- that turned out to be the beginning of an abrupt end.
At a table of bachelor staffers (and bachelor is his word), "One of them looked at me and as they would do after, I don't know, 15 gin and tonics, and goodness only knows how many bottles of champagne, a staff member made an intonation to me that maybe I should be chasing after the bridesmaid," Massa said.
"His points were clear and his words were far more colorful than that," Massa said. "And I grabbed the staff member sitting next to me and said, 'Well, what I really ought to be doing is fracking you.' And then [I] tossled the guy's hair.'"
Now remember, he was the boss of everyone at that table.