Scene: A Chicago conference room. Two men--one old, one young--sit at a table. Two other men sit in chairs away from the table.
B: It's good of you to come to see me on short notice.
J: Of course, I would.
B: Can I get right to the point?
J: Straight talk? Sure, fire away.
B: It was a tough campaign. But now it's over. And as I said on the campaign trail, I respect all you've done for this country. All you have given and sacrificed. I do. But now it's time to talk about what comes next. For you.
J: (Slightly sarcastic.) Thanks for thinking of me.
B: John, you're not going to have a lot of friends back there. There's Lindsey, Joe and...well, that's about it--
J: You don't have to worry about me--
B: I'm not worrying--
J: And you want to be my friend now?
B: Not your friend. Your partner. Listen, there's a lot we disagree on. But there are several big things we see eye-to-eye on. Guantanamo, torture, global warming, political reform. And I'd like to ask you, what would you now like to accomplish? What legislation would you like to pass? What do you want your legislative legacy to be?
J: Well, I was thinking of a different sort of legacy.
B: I get that. But now you have to ask yourself, what's the McCain Act of 2009 going to be? I'd really like for us to work together. And do something big. Neither of us needs the usual phony rhetoric that comes out of meetings like this. You don't need for me to issue some statement praising you and the spirit of bipartisanship. And I don't need empty words of support from you. That yada-yada-yada won't do us much good. And it especially won't help you back in the Senate where--let's be honest--you're not going to be the most popular guy in the Republican caucus--
J: I think you made that point already.
B: I know. But let's think about what you want to do. Whatever it is, it's not likely you're going to have a lot of support from your fellow Republicans. But if we can find something together, we can make it happen. I've already talked to Harry--
J: You have?
B: And he's all for this.
J: (Slightly sarcastic.) What a prince.
B: John, it's up to you. I am committed to passing the McCain-Whoever Act.
J: Even if it's with Joe?
B: (Sighs) Yes, even if it's with Joe.
J: (Resigned to the logic of the situation.) I see, my friend: keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
B: No, John, it's putting country first.
J: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it: yes we can, right?
B: Actually, yes we can. If you want to.
J: Can we get back to you?
B: (Nodding to one of the other men.) Sure. Have Lindsey call Rahm whenever you want to move ahead.
J: Thanks.
B: Now, do you need a ride anywhere?
J: No, that's okay. Joe's downstairs with the car.
Comments
Finally a job Joe is suited for. The man gambled heavily and it may yet pay off for him or at leat not cost him his life's work. If makes a misstep he will become a pariah to both parties.
Posted by: kalpal
| November 17, 2008 10:40 AM
DC,
lolololololo
A great way to start the day is with a laugh or a smile - you got me with both!
Thanks
Posted by: capt
| November 17, 2008 10:41 AM
DISPATCHES FROM AMERICA
On the day that Americans turned out in near record numbers to vote, another record was being set halfway around the world. In Afghanistan, a US Air Force strike wiped out about 40 people in a wedding party. This represented at least the sixth wedding party eradicated by American air power in Afghanistan and Iraq since December 2001.
American planes have, in fact, taken out two brides in the past seven months. And don't try to bury your dead or mark their deaths ceremonially either, because funerals have been hit as well.
http://tinyurl.com/5f7noy
Posted by: as_if!
| November 17, 2008 11:48 AM
Panel finds widespread Gulf War illness
WASHINGTON - At least one in four U.S. veterans of the 1991 Gulf War suffers from a multi-symptom illness caused by exposure to toxic chemicals during the conflict, a congressionally mandated report being released Monday found.
For much of the past 17 years, government officials have maintained that these veterans -- more than 175,000 out of about 697,000 deployed -- are merely suffering the effects of wartime stress, even as more have come forward recently with severe ailments.
“The extensive body of scientific research now available consistently indicates that ’Gulf War illness’ is real, that it is the result of neurotoxic exposures during Gulf War deployment, and that few veterans have recovered or substantially improved with time,” said the report, being released Monday by a panel of scientists and veterans.
http://tinyurl.com/5jg69k
Posted by: as_if!
| November 17, 2008 2:06 PM
I love it, DC.
You have a flair for dialogue, although suggesting 'slight sarcasm' in any McCain rejoinder is low hanging fruit, to say the least. I appreciate you saving our time by skipping the obligatory sports talk which would likely have prefaced any real politicking.
Posted by: Paul Miller
| November 17, 2008 3:21 PM
http://www.breakthebailout.com/
Posted by: capt
| November 17, 2008 3:29 PM
McCain early on had said, anxiously, "no one is destined to become POTUS." Turns out, John was wrong--Obama was indeed DESTINED. But if the great war hero had to lose, isn't it appropriate and just that he lose to a man his equal or superior in qualifications for the executive office? More than that, isn't it appropriate McCain lose to a man whose face, heart and mind offer so much hope to so many? Deep down, McCain must be very very proud. Now, if Barack had been fated to lose, it would similarly have seemed fitting or at least consoling that he lost to a giant of a man, John McCain.
But now indeed it's time to move on. And Barack, like Lincoln before him, doesn't take it personally. He's a true pro. He's had face to face meetings, already, with his rivals. He is indeed the reincarnation of the magnanimous man, Abrabham Lincoln. "With malice towards none, and with charity to all." Barack's actions speak louder than his mightly words.
Posted by: Zentrist
| November 18, 2008 1:43 AM
A funny joke:
One sunny day in 2009 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.” The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.” The old man said, “Okay” and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.” The Marine again told the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.” The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying, “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.” The Marine, somewhat agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I’ve told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?” The old man looked at the Marine and said, ‘Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.’
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “See you tomorrow.”
Posted by: capt
| November 18, 2008 7:58 AM
The joke h/t Shaf!
lololololo
Posted by: capt
| November 18, 2008 7:59 AM
Our country's Declaration of Independence, published over two hundred and thirty-two years ago, was sent out to the whole world. Now, I have a confession to make: as a practicing Roman Catholic I'm very glad, indeed euphoric, about the election of Barack. His improbable campaign and election also sends a strong statement to a decidedly (in places) revenge-society inhabited planet: We the People are about taking a stand for the eternal verities of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
Posted by: Zentrist
| November 18, 2008 9:51 AM
Forgot to mention: I love to dance, and have been literally dancing for joy. In this I join perhaps one billion or more others around the globe who, so to speak, are still dancing with joy. The Declaration of Independence will stand forever. So will the 2008 Election in the United States of America.
Posted by: Zentrist
| November 18, 2008 9:56 AM
Zentrist, you reminded me of a catholic friend who stopped by, and seeing me in my Obama hat said "Is there anyway I can talk you out of voting for him?" I said no. I hope we remain friends, after all this isn't South Park and I think that many on the right are relieved it turned out the way it did.
Your comment about the billion or more is a bit on the low side.
Posted by: geof01
| November 18, 2008 9:39 PM
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