That's definitely not a headline I'd ever imagine writing. Berlin may love Obama, but Paris hates McCain. As in Paris Hilton, who just released a "response" ad to John McCain's "Celeb" ad, which uses Hilton's image to mock Obama. It's sort of like the Hilton/Nicole Ritchie feud, but with campaign finance restrictions.

Anyway, the video starts out with Hilton talking about McCain's age:

"He's the oldest celebrity in the world. Like, super old. Old enough to remember when dancing was a sin and beer was served in a bucket."

After that, Hilton sets out to shock us all by proving she can read a couple of lines about a proposed energy reform compromise. And perhaps more importantly, the Obama campaign is probably relieved to know she doesn't offer her endorsement.