For a Vice Presidential candidate who didn't own a passport until last year, Sarah Palin's brief
passages on national security Thursday night were perfectly tailored to her lack of expertise or experience in foreign affairs.
But it hit the spot -- the oil spot, to be precise -- in a rollicking acceptance speech spent mostly ridiculing the Democratic ticket and extolling the expertise hockey moms bring to high office.
The Alaska governor's office floats in a sea of oil politics. During her 20 months in office, Palin threw herself into ramping up exports of North Slope supplies to the lower 48. In fact, she accelerated the construction of infrastructure to deliver fuel.
It's hard to imagine an Alaska governor not knowing at least something about what's going on in the rest of world's energy markets.
But it's a sure bet that the average Alaskan is as familiar with the intricacies of crude futures as ordinary Iowans are with the price of ethanol or, for that matter, Third Worlders with the price of kerosene.
But otherwise, Palin has shown little interest in the world outside the United States.
Her first, and apparently only, foreign travel came last year, to visit members of the Alaska National Guard stationed in Kuwait, and wounded troops in Germany, according to her deputy communications director,
Sharon Leighow.
That was roughly equal to the travels of George W. Bush when he entered the White House in 2001. The erstwhile Texas governor had visited China when his father was ambassador to Beijing in the 1980s, and Israel, and there were the famous "lost weekends" in Mexico during his drinking years -- all of which, critics say, left him woefully unprepared for the rigors of the post-9/11 world.
Historians will have the final call on that.
Palin sounded authoritative when she mentioned "Russia wanting to control a vital pipeline in the Caucasus and to divide and intimidate our European allies by using energy as a weapon...."
Critics have credited speechwriter Matthew Scully, late of the Bush White House, with writing the words Palin merely sang.
But as tidy a line as that was, it's likely Palin had at least as much a hand in drafting it as Scully, considering her involvement with oil infrastructure during her term as governor, no matter how brief.
She went on to talk about the scary what-ifs:
To confront the threat that Iran might seek to cut off nearly a fifth of the world's energy supplies, or that terrorists might strike again at the Abqaiq facility in Saudi Arabia, or that Venezuela might shut off its oil discoveries and its deliveries of that source, Americans, we need to produce more of our own oil and gas . . . .
Big applause.
And take it from a gal who knows the North Slope of Alaska: We've got lots of both.
More big applause.
If Palin didn't write that line, she sure had obvious fun delivering it.
The next lines, though, came right out of the Republican boilerplate for the past eight years.
Starting in January, in a McCain-Palin administration, we're going to lay more pipelines, and build more nuclear plants, and create jobs with clean coal, and move forward on solar, wind, geothermal, and other alternative sources . . . .
The problem is, it's a script grounded more in the kind of kitchen-table, hockey-mom talk that makes so much sense to so many people, until it's tested against the complicated real world.
Washington has shown only fitful interest in alternative energy supplies (the technology for which, most energy economists say, doesn't exist yet to generate meaningful amounts of power) .
And nuclear is a non-starter, unless she and McCain win the election and the Republicans take both houses of Congress -
not -- unless we want to buy them from France; U.S. companies deserted the business years ago.
Nor is there's going to be any explosion of offshore drilling, which all the Republicans, except those who actually would have to look at them from their patios, seem to be for. (Likewise, look up Ted Kennedy's position on windmills in Nantucket Sound.)
Meanwhile, even capitalist icons, notably,
T. Boone Pickens, have given to issuing
Al Gore-like pronouncements that natural gas, not oil, is only a temporary solution to our energy problem.
So, like it or not -- and nobody outside Saudi Arabia does -- we'll be mired in global oil politics for decades to come, particularly in the Middle East
So when Palin falls back on right-wing red-meat rather than thoughtful alternatives, as she did Thursday night, she sounds like nothing more than an echo of Harry and Louise on the Republican ticket -- not a serious contender for the second highest post in the land.
"Victory in Iraq is finally in sight, and he wants to forfeit," she said of Barrack Obama, in a disturbing slander. (Has anyone noticed that the Iraqis themselves have forced the Bush administration into adopting Obama's position?)
She goes on, in a similar vein:
Terrorist states are seeking nuclear weapons without delay; he wants to meet them without preconditions.
and:
Al Qaeda terrorists still plot to inflict catastrophic harm on America, and he's worried that someone won't read them their rights.
The Republicans lapped it up.
Do they really believe it? Does she?
If so, God help us.